For her first appearance at HomeAloneMILFs.com, Agatha Delicious, a 42-year-old cougar who was born in New Mexico and lives in Las Vegas, is wearing a tight dress that shows off her long legs and hugs her tits and ass. Agatha says she's going to tease us, but where we're from, teasing doesn't mean showing your tits and pussy and deep-fingering your pussy. That's pleasing. Agatha does a slow strip down to her bra and panties, talking dirty, clearly obsessed with our cocks. Hey, have at it, Agatha! "I want you to stroke harder now," she says. Okay. "But not too fast." Oh. "Slow strokes. Nice, slow strokes. The longer you wait, the better it is." If she says so. Agatha is a woman who's used to getting jacked off to and obviously knows how to get us hard. Her nipples are long and hard, so long and hard that she can hang her bra straps from them. Another one of her skills: Fingering her pussy with one hand and fingering her asshole with the other. What, that's not a skill? We think it is. Don't worry. At some point, Agatha will give you permission to stroke harder and shoot your load. What she'd like best is for you to cum at the same time she does. Isn't that romantic? Well, no, it isn't. But it's fun.