Eliza Kelay used to be a dispatcher for a trucking company. We have to wonder whether any of those horny truckers have seen Eliza fucking on-camera for 40SomethingMag.com or whether they're watching her right now. "I brought some of my favorite friends today," says Eliza, who's a 40-year-old wife and mom. "They're my three favorites." The friends she's speaking of are not the truckers she used to work with. They're her toys. Eliza tells us about them, but because this is show 'n' tell, not just tell, she shows us how she uses them, too. "This is definitely outside the norm for me," Eliza said. "A challenge. I'm pushing the boundaries." Eliza grew up in Oklahoma and lives in Ohio. She describes herself as conservative. Most conservative women do not take off their clothes and buzz their pussies for all the world to see, but, hey, everyone has a different definition of "conservative." Eliza used to be a math teacher. Well, now we're wondering if any of her former students are watching this. By the way, Eliza is wearing her wedding band. Interesting fact: When a lot of our MILFs visit us for the first time, they ask if they should take off their wedding rings and we always say, "No!" Eliza isn't a swinger, "but I've had some threesomes." She's not a nudist. But get this: She used to be a match teacher. How she dresses: "Conservative. Normal." Eliza's bucket list: "Foursomes and orgies." She's had a threesome with a guy and a girl. And when she was in college, she was very much into girls. Now she prefers cock. "I like being the center of attention."